Drivers

The makers of the movie Rain Man must have really had it in for lousy drivers. They basically say that a guy who needs assisted living, reads phone books all day and can't distinguish between yes and no can still be a "very good driver."

(right?)

You can picture the producer at the top of the meeting:

"Well everybody, I guess we can finally get started, now that Jim and Steve are here. Glad to see they're in one piece." Nyuk yuk yuk.

Then Steve goes to Jim:

"We would have been here on time if we weren't stuck behind that schmo in the Pontiac with the ice cream sandwich. I bet ya even Raymond Babbit could have done a better job than that behind the wheel."