The man who plotted to kidnap the young son of Late Show host David Letterman is on the loose. Last Friday, Kelly Frank, 45, fled with another inmate from a ranch operated by the Montana State Prison.
I mean...
who chooses stalker as a vocation and then settles for Letterman? That's a serious lack of motivation. Maybe he's working his way up the ranks. Next year Oprah, then Julia Roberts, then the world!
(do I have a good routine going here?)
If he gets laid off, he has to start from scratch with Brian Austin Green...
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