Not in that Club

I don't understand all these "gentlemen's clubs" popping up all over town.

I mean... who really wants to see gentlemen?

And when are they going to give the scholars a nod?

I'm Very Open-minded

I'll give anyone the benefit of the doubt, whether they're black, white, brown, yellow, red, green, purple...

Actually, the purple folks are inconsiderate assholes. All of them. And, its genetic.

Stormin' Norman

It's too early in my non-career as a comedian to have a moment of genuine sentiment, so on the occasion of the passing of my idol - and true master of bull lettres - I'll tell a joke:

Suddenly with Norman Mailer gone, you can already sense a decrease in the overall testosterone level of the world. In fact, I've heard that the president is now considering diplomacy.

Strike!

So the TV Writers are striking. Oooh... Can we make it?

I mean...

...what's next, the meter maids??