Thanks, everybody, for coming out here tonight... Anyone who knows me can attest that I am lousy at telling jokes. I'm also not good at writing them either. The project here is to explore my Last Comic status, and maybe get some pointers along the way. Do I have something good here? How could it be better? Let me know!
My goal is to show how, through the magic of the Internet and a little constructive criticism, a down-n-out perennial bomber can achieve his one goal in life - to become a staff writer for Saturday Night Live.