Nuts, chill!

Why is it that nuts are always clinging to bananas?

I like nuts. They do just fine, all on their own. Or with a host of other assorted morsels.

This is about bananas. Whenever they're invited, nuts just assume that they're in on the deal. They march right in, like they think that bananas can't make it on their own.

I mean...

Calm down, nuts. Let bananas blossom. They're a tasty, nourishing tropical snack. Let them be their own treat. Let them hook up with cream and settle into a delicious pie. Let them mingle with other fruits.

If the bananas are hitting it off with the other fruits, get sliced up and, on their own accord, decide to get all dried out together (the bananas in chips)...then I am sure you nuts will get a call.

In fact, I'll see to it.